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So
you�re sitting in front of your computer screen
half naked, in a pair of soiled tightie whities.
You�re staring blankly at ShowPart�s webmaster
page. You�re wondering how you got here and what
the hell is ShowPart? Well, before you begin
evasive action and you start looking for the nearest
�X� let me take you on a journey.
Webmaster�s,
welcome to ShowPart. Please keep your hands, feet
and any other member of your body inside for the
duration of the ride.
Daily
Funk I guess you could say is the child I never had,
or maybe even the child that I will have, but I just
haven�t found the right girl�or any girl.
Anyhow, ShowPart isn�t just your �regular�
humor site. If anything, I prefer �irregular� or
�misshapen�. We take some of the web�s leading
products and expose them for the pieces of shit that
they really are.
The
catch? People still buy these things! At first I
thought it was because of my impeccable looks, and
charming writing capabilities but then it hit me. We
are one of the only humor/game/flash sites that use
SEO (search engine optimization) to its fullest. We
hold some great number one SERP�s (search engine
rank positioning) in some major search engines. This
counts for: Google, MSN and Yahoo. Our traffic is
highly targeted, willing to buy and all use stolen
credit cards!
On
average we receive about 500 highly targeted unique
visitors a day. I�m not talking about general
traffic; I mean t-a-r-g-e-t-e-d. Looking for
�European midget penis enlargement patch� well
head on over to ShowPart!
Want
a piece of the action? ShowPart can custom suit
advertising to suit any budget and any goal that you
may have. Also, for anyone that runs a humor or
related site give us a shout as we're always looking
to exchange links!
Remember everyone, keep your eye on the prize,
your nose clean and always carry an extra pair of
socks
Advertising Inquiries
- advertising @ showpart.net
Webmaster Inquiries -
webmaster @ showpart.net
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